This sentence has five words. Here are five more words. Five-word sentences are fine. But several together become monotonous. Listen to what is happening. The writing is getting boring. The sound of it drones. It’s like a stuck record. The ear demands some variety. Now listen….
Nick Brady:[Nick and Shawn cooking and watching TV in the kitchen] Oh look at that hottie, I wonder what she wants to do with her life.
Nick Brady:You know how Bianca wants to go to cooking school and Silvi wants to be a pilot... and... Oh my god, I actually know these girls, as like friends, and I care? I'm becoming a fully formed person with like sensitivity and empathy! Haha! Alright, I'm a person!
[looks at the woman in a bathing suit on TV]
Nick Brady:Oww look at the pooper on that one! I could rest my beer on that shit.
Shawn Colfax:And you're back. What kind of dressing goes on Greek salad?
"It’s the comedy side of Glover’s career that bought his modern one-bedroom house in L.A.’s Silver Lake hills. The walls are mostly bare, save for portraits of Powerpuff Girls Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup in his living room. "When I bring a girl home, that’s the litmus test," he explained earlier with a grin. "Whether they can handle little girls on the walls.""
Also, apparently I’ve never seen Ludwig before, because he is hot. Yep. I’d like to buy DGlover a coke too. ;)
Howard Wolowitz:I mean Quidditch sure, but Football?
Leonard Hofstadter:Sheldon, how do you know this stuff?
Sheldon Cooper:I grew up in Texas. Football is ubiquitous in Texas. Pro Football, college Football, High School Football, Pee-wee Football; In fact, every form of Football except the original: European Football, which most Texans believe to be a commie plot.
Sheldon Cooper:If you're interested, I also know all about frying meat that isn't chicken as if it were chicken.
Leonard Hofstadter:So, you could teach me?
Sheldon Cooper:Football, or chicken fried meats?
Leonard Hofstadter:Football! I'm going to Penny's on Saturday to watch a game with her friends, and I don't want to look like an idiot. I want to blend in.
Sheldon Cooper:If you want to blend in with Penny's friends I think looking like an idiot would be the perfect camouflage.
“Peter: Stewie, I know you’re a little mad at me right now, but when you see where I’m taking you you’re gonna change your mind.
Stewie: Oh, yeah right, I’m gonna change my mind. We just sat on a plane for three hours to come to Florida, God’s waiting room, for who knows what…
Stewie: OH, DISNEY WORLD! DISNEY WORLD! OH, OH, I WANNA GO TO DISNEY WORLD! DISNEY WORLD! DISNEY WORLD! OH! OH! OH!”—"The Courtship of Stewie’s Father" Family Guy