I can blame a lot of this on the fact that I read Losers fic last night and came across Welcome to Night Vale in my network on pinboard, and that Carlos “Cougar” Alvarez shares the same first name with Carlos with the Perfect Hair, and an instant AU was born.
With Cecil = Jensen, because they both talk, a lot, and tickle sleeping dragons. Clay = Old Lady Josie, and idk for the rest.
looking very tan and wholesome right now, aren’t you
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#stiles gets a job as a cage dancer at Jungle #this is his audition tape #the kid’s moves are amateurish at best but nobody can take their eyes off him so they say ‘fuck it’ #they also decide not to look too closely at his (clearly fake) ID #everybody knows how much trouble the Sheriff’s kid gets in and then subsequently out of #and that in and of itself is probably a bigger draw for customers than anything (via rostheriveter)
#can this be a fic #a fic where Danny is mortified that every time Stiles is on shift he WAVES AT DANNY #AND DANNY FACE PALMS #but people are like ‘oh hey cool you know that kid?’ #and Danny’s like ‘ugh yeah i guess’ #and ends up looking at Stiles with FOND EXASPERATION #because Stiles never gives up trying to be friends with him #and after his shift he’ll show up next to Danny at the bar #and sip at some ridiculous cocktail with a straw and get his hair ruffled by the Queens #and he and Danny dance and it’s crazy because the man in the cage that can werk his hips #is nothing like the dork trynna twerk next to Danny but THEY STILL HAVE THE BEST TIME #and wander home together chatting about bands and running #and Stiles sometimes lets slip stuff about wolves and alphas and then looks horrified #and Danny’s like ugh omfg i’ve known for MONTHS dude #so they can bond and be friends #and Danny can be in the know and be part of the group #the Miguel joke remains hilarious to him mostly because Derek hates it #Jackson rolls his eyes on skype every time Danny talks about Stiles like #ugh quit replacing me with losers and Danny knows that’s his way of saying i miss you #then suggests they all go dancing when Stiles is on shift and mmm Derek can go #and stand against the wall all reluctant till he sees Stiles dancing #and Danny can watch it all from the bar like yeah i know that face #that face has been saying you wanna bone Stilinski since last Spring #i’m onto you Hale don’t you hurt him #and yeah can Stiles and Danny just be friends that go dancing at Jungle (via halesparkles)
Your father piloted a jaeger solo for 12 minutes. He saved 8 million lives, including yours and your mother’s. I dare you to do better.A Star Trek/Pacific Rim AU