Headcanon #1: Cecil smokes.
Headcanon #2: All of the weather report songs are involuntarily sung by Cecil. Yes, even the “bus” one. Strange voices and eldritch rhythmic melodies uncontrollably spill out of his mouth at the mention of “weather” and he has no idea why.
It was probably Management’s idea.
This enemy will not hesitate to use lethal force. 3-5 agents recommended.
Agent Carter [x]
so i commissioned this hilarious masterpiece from noelle at comic con yesterday!!!! she’s very lovely and didn’t seem to think it was at all odd (the request was “overdramatic harry holding overdramatic draco” which….is odd……..)
i got a lot of ridiculous stuff yesterday but this is definitely The Fave
heheh i had fun with this one
Jack was employed into service for the East India Trading Company and was given command of the Wicked Wench. However, after he set free a cargo of slaves, his employer, Cutler Beckett, had Jack branded as a pirate and the Wench set aflame and sunk. After failing to rescue the Wench, Sparrow struck a bargain with the ghostly captain of the Flying Dutchman, Davy Jones, to resurrect his beloved vessel. Jones returned the ship to Jack in near perfect condition except for the permanently charred hull. This prompted Jack to rename her the Black Pearl.
Jack Sparrow just got way cooler.
Yo, this is why Norrington said he’s the “worst pirate I’ve ever heard of,” and then Jack followed it up with, “But you have heard of me.”
Because Jack was branded a Pirate because he freed people rather than stealing anything. So Norrington, with his sense of duty, knows that Jack has been branded a criminal for actively not being a terrible human being. Norrington is torn between his duty as a naval officer and knowing that Jack is right.
He freed exactly 100 people, that’s why his debt to Jones was 100 souls. Davy has a sick sense of irony after all. Jack freed 100 souls and as a consequence his ship got sunk. Now his ship has been raised and as a consequence, he has to enslave 100 souls. This explains his reluctance to actually pay back the debt.
Crap, the latter portion of this franchise was a lot smarter than I thought it was…
Blue Caravan February 2013
Tonight’s wind-down-for-bed painting. I was listening to Vienna Teng’s ‘Blue Caravan’ on repeat while spacing out. I guess I just wanted there to be stars in her hair.