TOM CRUISE: “A funny thing happened when we were shooting in Dubai. I can’t even describe the Renner Stretch. He’s got a copyright on the Renner Stretch. I laughed so hard when he did it for me. I said this has gotta go in this movie. I said you gotta show [director Brad] Bird. You gotta show Bird! It’s gotta go in right before this tunnel sequence we do. So it’s in the movie. I don’t think I could do the Renner Stretch justice, but he’s an actor who’s not afraid to do that and go there.” [x]

onthislonelybarricade:

“Move and I break your neck. The override sequence for the relay station. Say it now or never speak again. The codes.”
Jane Carter (Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol)

Ten All Time Favourite Characters - Number 9

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Jane’s the best femdom in the business, Benji’s the king of the parodies (Sex Trek: The Next Penetration, for instance), Ethan’s the old pro with years of movies under his belt (and still going strong), and well Brandt’s just the dude with the big dick. 

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hoursago:

ghost protocol is a cute movie but i have literally no idea what the actual plot is because i stop paying attention when tom cruise is doing things

kanapy:

Day 7 William Brandt from Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol

flawlessrenner:

Jeremy Renner and guns.