so i was trying to put tom in this picture
and as i was trying to scale him, everyone froze and i couldn’t move him anymore
and he is now stuck like this
I see he can feel the freedom.
THE AVENGERS racebend »
Jason Momoa as Thor Odinson, Idris Elba as Tony Stark, Michael B. Jordan as Steve Rogers, Maggie Q as Natasha Romanoff, Sendhil Ramamurthy as Bruce Banner, Michael Ealy as Clint Barton, and Kandyse McClure as Agent Maria Hill
the avengers made snowmen
bruce got frustrated
Based on a scene that was deleted from the Avengers film.
THIS PHOTO IS FUCKING UNACCEPTABLE
Hilariously I am the pervert staring at his crotch and not his arms.
my kingdom for a fic where bucky discovers twitter and uses it to make steve’s life 100000% more difficult.
#omg bucky wOULD DO THAT #he’d also have an instagram account #where he posts obnoxious thrice-filtered pics of his brunch #and hipster selfies #and little stealth videos of him and steve kissing #and he links it to his twitter #it takes the world approximately five minutes to figure out what’s going on #and approximately ten minutes for buzzfeed to do a post of ‘the best of bucky barnes’ twitter’ #wow ok i need it #someone do the thing (via wintersoldierofourdiscontent)
Random headcanon sampling of Bucky Barnes’ twitter:
Rant about how difficult ATMs are to use
Oddly-framed picture of his forehead & hair and like, the top of his eyes
A very aggressive reply to @Capisafascist12
'Where the fuck is the good music these days, I mean, ain't nobody dancing any more?'
Flame war about Glen Miller
Very heavily filtered picture of his pancakes, also one that looks like it was taken from the top of a roof somewhere, sniper rifle just out of shot
he spends a week once trying to capture all the avengers in their natural habitat. tony, in his lab covered in grease; bruce, cooking curry in their communal kitchen. thor notices every time bucky tries to take a photo of him, but since thor doesn’t mind posing for the camera, that works in bucky’s favor. the only avenger he never gets a picture of is natasha - every time he thinks he’s caught her, she never ends up in the image.
his picture of steve was easy; he takes a blurry picture of steve working out and posts it with the caption ‘captain bootylicious you can’t handle it’
(this is probably around the same time that fury sits him down to have a talk about this twitter business.)
Oh god the temptation, it burns.